“You can control the game from a physicality standpoint in this offense.”
Group of Five programs didn't rate a mention in Brad Paisley's college football diddy, which was described by one person as "a great song about the blue collar nature of the richest 64 schools who want to exclude anyone not in their club." You can check the lyrics here to see if your school is excluded. (HINT: It is)
A few more interesting details creep forth about how UAB and its administration handled putting the shutters on the football program.