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So Conference USA released keyboard with new team-specific emojis just in time for the men's basketball tournament. Of course, these should come in handy not just now, but for football season as well. As long as...
Launching our new team emoji keyboard w/@Sportsmanias https://t.co/heLBULKgIL Get it here https://t.co/UNxRhjko9B pic.twitter.com/TeOYgtpCfe
— Conference USA (@Conference_USA) March 4, 2016
Oh lord.
NO, just no. We've got the Louisiana Tech Bulldog who is in the midst of taking a dump on someone's lawn.
We've got the Rice Owl who appears to be getting mugged at gunpoint... or perhaps at axe-point by that super angry UTEP Miner.
The UTSA Roadrunner appears to be yelling at someone's kids to get off his lawn, and the rest are doing some variation of "creeper coming in for a hug."
This just wouldn't do. Fortunately for us, resident Middle Tennessee State Blue Raiders superfan DJ Bowers took things into his own hands, and we helped him turn these freakazoids into a pretty darn clever story. We'll just let the tweets speak for themselves.
10 minutes into Netflix and Chill and you get this look.. pic.twitter.com/FXyj1E2vin
— DJ Bowers (@BlueRaiderDJ) March 4, 2016
@BlueRaiderDJ and then you're all like... pic.twitter.com/ABeBWwevog
— Underdog Dynasty (@underdogdynasty) March 4, 2016
@BlueRaiderDJ and then SHE'S all... pic.twitter.com/omIq0zdiTQ
— Underdog Dynasty (@underdogdynasty) March 4, 2016
@underdogdynasty but you're still trying to get some so you're like pic.twitter.com/ofNpIE8k0X
— DJ Bowers (@BlueRaiderDJ) March 4, 2016
@underdogdynasty then her dad gets home and is like.. pic.twitter.com/qKU4X9AMTy
— DJ Bowers (@BlueRaiderDJ) March 4, 2016
@BlueRaiderDJ then dad realizes it you and is all pic.twitter.com/Fx1fRzRijx
— Underdog Dynasty (@underdogdynasty) March 4, 2016
@BlueRaiderDJ and you like pops and you're going to get it anyways so you go pic.twitter.com/TimHTEaaJZ
— Underdog Dynasty (@underdogdynasty) March 4, 2016
@BlueRaiderDJ when all of a sudden that crown hits you and you're all pic.twitter.com/ibmAlLs472
— Underdog Dynasty (@underdogdynasty) March 4, 2016
@underdogdynasty then pops gets ready to hit you with a front hand/back hand pic.twitter.com/uXrymKlKEq
— DJ Bowers (@BlueRaiderDJ) March 4, 2016
@BlueRaiderDJ as a pre-emptive strike you go in for the bear hug like pic.twitter.com/6ERZyrdGni
— Underdog Dynasty (@underdogdynasty) March 4, 2016
@underdogdynasty little did you know there was another guy in the picture and he's just like pic.twitter.com/L1wA4PdFvl
— DJ Bowers (@BlueRaiderDJ) March 4, 2016
@BlueRaiderDJ @underdogdynasty and then Big Red comes through asking if you want Kool-Aid like pic.twitter.com/P4mxua4Dth
— Fletcher Keel (@FletchTopper) March 4, 2016
@underdogdynasty then you realize this wasn't worth the drama.. THE END pic.twitter.com/OImMnJTEY3
— DJ Bowers (@BlueRaiderDJ) March 4, 2016
But... uh oh, wait a second...
@BlueRaiderDJ uh oh @CoolKidCyrus he left out FAU
— Underdog Dynasty (@underdogdynasty) March 4, 2016
No sweat, we'll just fix that and add a little post script to --
@underdogdynasty @CoolKidCyrus pic.twitter.com/jjy5IhW2Cs
— DJ Bowers (@BlueRaiderDJ) March 4, 2016
Sorry FAU, who looks like mom trying to swoop in and break up the party. We'll work on this for next time, I guess.