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Inaugural Underdog Dynasty Cypher

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Fiery, eye-catching rhymes have been important in the sports world for decades. Ever since Curtis Blow set the basketball world on fire with "Basketball", rap and sports have intertwined to add to the culture of each other. And here at Underdog Dynasty, we appreciate heat. To show that appreciation, we parodied some of our favorite lyrics and made them about various schools from the Group of Five instead. Enjoy.

Houston

"It Was a Good Day" - Ice Cube

Herman up in the morning, gotta thank Greg

The senior QB gonna take the AAC down a peg

No competition from the fakes, no hate,

But the Cougars getting this title on a silver plate

UTSA

"Big Rings" - Drake & Future

Coker had a really big ring

Didn’t mean a damn thing

Recruiting classes looking lean

Make me po’ up the lean

New Mexico State

"P.I.M.P." by 50 Cent

I don’t know what you heard about me

Bout to be a rival with UTRGV

Las Cruces no media market as you can see

Now it’s off to the slums of the S-L-C

Rice

"Day 'N' Nite" by Kid Cudi

Oh, it’s Rice

The future fund manager seems to play football alright

He’s scheming around the market’s rise

The Owls’ holder seeks to hold footballs up right

USF

"Bow Down" - Westside Connection

The American is mine, Houston get back!
Don't mess with the Mack, Gulf Coast attack.
About to drop the bomb, I'm the Big Tampa don!
Bull Sharks in a small pond.

Western Kentucky

"Still Tippin’" - Mike Jones, Slim Thug, Paul Wall

What it do, it's WKU, I'm the Cusa champ. The scoreboard lights up like a lamp, cause Jeff Brohm's back with the camp. Our mascot's the strangest thing in all of the earth. Marshall's feelings get hurt, when they come out to our turf.

Georgia State

"Panda" - Desiigner

I got recruits in Atlanta,

Comin’ quick like a Pantha,

Downtown campus, dome named Georgia,

Trent Miles tryin to get a title

App State

"U.O.E.N.O" - Rocko

Ay that football team play at the Rock, get so cold can’t even melt it,

Don’t like the new comp, easy wins so vulgar ESPN couldn’t show it,

Matics with the bowl winner, Ohio couldn’t even block it,

2016 the year, the Sun Belt ain’t even know it

East Carolina

"Purple Swag" - A$AP Rocky

Purple swag we still lit, Purple Pirates, we hittin licks,

New coach, same digs, AAC, we ain’t losin’ it,

Greenville, still it, Montgomery doin’ what McNeill never did,

That conference ish, east dreams, melt the trophy, too much gold in it

UAB

"Int'l Players Anthem" - UGK & Outkast

Bama Boards trying to keep down a Blazer,

Back in a minute, dropping fire on the haters,

Clark ain’t a fader, here for 2017 and later,

Quick on the come up, gonna shock y’all like a tazer